They have me in the hospital. Again. I didn’t want to come, but unfortunately I was unconscious when I got dragged in here. I know I’m going to get the DTs if I have to stay overnight. I’m already shaky – about to start to shimmy till my garters break. I’ve gotta get out of here. Now.
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