She’s not totally armed and dangerous. She’s declawed. But she has teeth. She’ll sit in your lap, purr, be demure and happy, then suddenly turn and bite the crap out of you. She draws blood. I tell people not to pet her because she’s psycho, but no one ever believes me.
“Aww, isn’t she pretty?” is what they say.
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