Two used car dealers were inside the showroom, pouring coffee. One looked outside. “Here comes a woman,” he announced.
“My turn, dude. This one goes into my checking account,” the second announced.
“Bet you $50 you can’t sell her that clunker Mustang,” said first guy.
“You’re on!” Second guy straightened his tie and went outside to meet his latest sucker.
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