The ad said shoes are boring, wear sneakers. My life is pretty boring, so I bought some sneakers. I keep waiting for the unboring to start – you know, maybe I win some money or get a book deal or fall in love with a guy 20 years my junior. Nothing is happening! The shoes don’t work. What about that toothpaste? The one that makes your mouth sparkle? Maybe that would turn my life around. I think . . .
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