I held the defunct hard drive, looking at it and wondering how to safely dispose of it. If I had a hammer I could smash it into oblivion. If I had a tub of acid I could reduce it to liquid. If I had a fireplace I could burn it beyond use. But I have none of those things, so what am I going to do with this damn thing?
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