I’ve been gulping my glass of iced coffee as quickly as possible, but I regret to announce that I am still not quite alert and my eyes don’t want to focus. This means I am unable to open the safe for you, despite your insistence and the knife at my back. Perhaps you are willing to let me have one more coffee. Surely I can rob this safe for you by then.
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