Okay, so I invented a new coffee maker. It’s attached to an IV tube and it brews coffee at 98.6 degrees F, which is transferred directly into your veins for 10 minutes before it’s necessary to rise from the water bed I invented yesterday. These two wonderful inventions used together are sure to get your day started right. Order both now and save 10%. Guaranteed delivery within 2 days.
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