Save the Cheerleader

When the people who point out that playing football damages the brains of young players win the argument and football goes away forever, what will happen to the cheerleaders? My goodness, we can’t have cheerleaders go away. (Think what the halls of McKinley High would look like without cheerleaders.) I say, “Save the cheerleader!” Football – bah, humbug. Cheerleaders – rah, rah, rah.

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